TRUE BLUE 

Here's to ................
He's true blue,
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a rascal
So they say,
And he'll never get to heaven
in a long, long way
drink it down, down, down  . . .

MEET THE HASHERS

(Melody - Flintstones Theme)

 Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From Rugby.... To...... Northampton,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.

RETURNER'S SONG

(Melody - It's a Small World After All) 

They've returned to us, some from far away,
What lame excuse, did we hear them say?
Are they speaking clear?
Do they want a beer?
They are hashers, after all!
Drink it down down, after all.
Drink it down down, after all.
Drink it down down, after all.
They are hashers, after all!

SING A SONG OF SIX CHECKS

(Melody – Sing a Song of Six Pence) 

Sing a song of six checks,
A pocket full of flour,
Four-and-twenty hashers,
Hashing for an hour.
And when they found the beer check,
There wasn't any there.
All agreed to go On-Inn
And lynch that cheating hare!